#his class is so entertaining

[the-nameless-wacky-inventor]

past midterms so here’s some out of context unhinged quotes from my professors cause I had to start writing this down (and these aren’t!!! like even talking about the lecture I have one professor who just like. says stuff like this. regularly.)

“I like germs! Though this water tastes terrible.” (I do not. have time to explain his water bottle saga. he did have a new one by the next class)

“I fooled a lot of people into thinking I’m smart. …I should run for president!”

^ “2028 baby, that’s when my cult takes over.” (he’s referenced this several times now)

“They might take me but I’d take out thousands before they got me.”

“You guys need to get a life and watch shrek.”

“Rule #1 of Jedism-”

“if everyone was Dolly Parton this would would be a much better place.” (we were talking about ancient Greece?)

“Absolutely do not feed your guest human meat.”

“I have all different skin color Santa statues. And yoda. He’s green.”

“I have a man crush on Alexander the Great.”

“Yoda, the Buddha, Jesus, Mohammed-”

“So anyway, I’m lord Farquaad and I-” (NO BUILDUP TO THIS AT ALL BTW. THERE WAS NO CONTEXT IN CLASS FOR THIS HE JUST STARTED SAYING HE WAS FARQUAAD)

“Do I need to get a bull costume? Is that where we’re going with our bedroom activities?”

“Stupid animals. Horses are not very bright. Yeah they’re a little smarter than humans but that’s not saying much.”

“Im not a boomer! Shut the hell up!” (no one. called him this he just said it)

“what do you do? nothing. your potential? negative.”

*talking about a conversation with his wife* “I was this close to getting my head chopped off and my skull turned into a golden cup.”

“What do you think is gonna happen if you shake a snake around like this? …You’re gonna break it.”

“This quarter of me is a definitely real person.”

*reading what was left on the board from the other class* “‘Apartheid.’ Nice.”

“Well the good thing is I make fun of everybody equally.”

“More like a family bush- needs pruning.”

Also one of my professors has a purge list? He won’t tell us who’s on it but he’s mentioned that three of the people are Christopher Columbus, Walt Disney, and his ex wife’s dad.

*talks about bombing all over the world for 10 minutes* “So other than that everything’s fucken fine! 😃”

[egophiliac]

Hello ! I positively adore the running joke of Idia unknowingly finding Lilia to be the coolest guy ever whenever he doesn't know it's him, like when Silver described his father, or obviously with muscle red. I can't say what'd be funnier, Idia finding out his online best friend is actually Lilia, resident spooky hyper fairy; or them both never finding out, and it'd become even more ridiculous as time goes on. How do you think it'll play out ? You're always so on point

(Also, though it makes sense, I'm still devastated bat boy didn't get a ticket for the Halloween skeleton train : ( does anyone mentions him at some point ? Like how he'd have fit right in with all those Halloween town little freaks, and how he'd have impressed them with his spooks and scared techniques; after all he's been every Briar Valley's children worst fear on Halloween for centuries. I'm on the eng server and I didn't wanna spoil myself by watching the whole thing on youtube)

Have a nice day !

you and me both, Idia and Lilia being oblivious online BFFs (+ Idia being incredibly intimidated any time Silver brings up his jock gamer dad) is my favorite running joke/subplot. 🤝 it's SO good, to the point where I also am unsure if I actually want it to ever be resolved or not...maybe, like, as a post-canon stinger or something? everyone's standing around covered in overblot ink, and Idia and Lilia's phones go off at the same time...

(legit I do think this is part of why Idia couldn't be present for Lilia's dream, because for some reason Lilia decided he was going to just. embody his past self online. he probably quotes his own battle strategies or whatever in the middle of boss fights. Idia didn't pick up on the whole "oh how weird that we both live on a super remote island" thing, but he would spend thirty seconds listening to General Lilia describing siege warfare and be like "w-wait")

all that aside, however it does end up happening, I do see Lilia being very blasé and all "oh! cool!" about it. y'know, taking it very much in stride! and Idia...very much not.

(can't tell if tumblr is going to chew this into illegibility or not, this will be a fun surprise ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)

as for Lilia sadly missing out on Halloweentown shenanigans...he does get one little mention as part of an offhand reference to the light music club, but so far no one has brought up how this basically is just Lost In the Book of Liliatown (Sebek's been too busy yelling about not getting to be in the same group as Malleus). 😔 honestly though, it's probably for the best that he got left out, because he would just settle right in and refuse to ever leave. canon would shatter. we would miss out on all the delightful angst of episode 7 because Lilia is too busy eating poisonous shrubbery inbetween practicing his very best screams, and no one can pull him away from it.

(I can hope for a sequel next year though...)

[hsslilly-blog]

claire should be allowed to engage in psychological warfare against hunt. and my god if she isn't the greatest psyop of them all

[catominor]

theres some things i really love about ancient rome as a histfic setting and a lot of it is their totally different notions of what is and isn't acceptable in polite society. basically what i'm saying is i need to have a scene where they dance and its SOOO scandalous and so very sexy because it is so scandalous and improper

[touchlikethesun]

okay so. don’t crucify me. but su she and jin guangyao do actually make some pretty compelling points.

[eternalsnowfan02]

A friend sent me a video of a girl doing archery with her feet and... yeah. I could absolutely believe this is a thing Rook could/would do.

[shallowseeker]

"I'm working on a Ph.D," Sam says.

Sam's lie about himself was so interesting in terms of how he sees himself. (I wish it had made it into the episode.)

Instead of defaulting to, "I'm working on a personal research project," or "I'm taking some classes at a local community," Sam says, PHD!

(And I get it. At my age, I wanna say that I'm working on a Masters' or a Ph.D, too. Not that I, "never made it," even though I was, "considered so low-budget genius and backwoods bright.")

From the 14x13 script Dean draws back-- huh? He and Sam swap a confused glance. SAM: What-- who do you think we are? ELIOT: I-- survivalist bigfoot hitmen? Sam and Dean trade a look. SAM: No-- we're-- my brother is a mechanic and I-- I'm working on a PHD-- (exasperated) Just tell us what you saw.

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I recall, very fondly, this scene with Rowena in 12x02 Mamma Mia:

INTERIOR: INSIDE A RESTAURANT. ROWENA IS SITTING AT A TABLE WITH A MAN. ROWENA: Sent me to the grandest boarding schools, but I was a wee imp and ran away for a life in the arts. Mother didn't speak to me until I became a star. BEN: A star? Of? ROWENA: Uh, do you follow the Royal Ballet? BEN SHAKES HIS HEAD. BEN: Not a bit. ROWENA: The Royal Ballet. BEN: You know, it reminds me a lot of my story. I left school to work in a steel mill. I rose up through the ranks, and now I own half a dozen. ROWENA: You're not serious? FOOTSTEP’S APPROACH AND A WAITER COMES UP WITH A BOTTLE OF WINE.

NOTE: Ben turns out to be a cad and a fraud, but there's something so interesting about how Rowena wants to portray her class background. We know from 11x10 that Rowena, "was (before magic) nothing but Rowena, the tanner's daughter... a pale, scared little girl, who smelled of filth and death."

It's a brilliant thing about Samwena. They get each other, at least as far as this is concerned.

From 15x06 Golden Time:

SAM: Rowena got it. I mean, she didn't know all the details, but she knew the game was rigged. So this... Magic. This is how she kept control.

[majorpatheticcas]

"c'mon, sweetheart. studying's for nerds."

"Consider me as a nerd for now, then."

"no can do."

"Why's that?"

"your more fun than a nerd. and it'd be a waste if we don't get some fun, doll."

"And it'd be a waste of time and effort just to pleasure ourselves. And plus, I need to study this for tomorrow."

"C'mon.. a bit of fun won't hurt."

"...Fine."

|| Second week in school and shits are getting more difficult from one subject to another lmao. And this big guy is constantly going around my mind during class hours help ||

But then suddenly I had the motivation to draw this shit sooo.. here's another one for @didderd <3 Your boy is 100% distracting me from my studies but I couldn't care less 🤌

[moonshynecybin]

Basketball Lady: When you retire you gonna be a dancer right?

Marc: No, I'm too old no?

SIRRR WAT WAS THAT YOU WERE DOING YESTERDAY AFTERNOON PLEASEEEE ( in his head he is probably never retiring)

marc tragically not pursuing his post-retirement dream of becoming an exotic dancer because he thinks he’s too old at the ripe age of. checks watch. 31.

[otaku553]

On this day I have been dealt an unprecedented amount of psychic damage

[saviourkingslut]

not to be about opera again but to be about opera again. as an art form it has the reputation of being super stuffy and something for snobs who don't know how to have fun only but honestly this was one of, perhaps even THE main theatrical entertainment for centuries. i wish people knew how hard these things can go and how engaging they can be. like characters kill and die and fight wars and (almost) commit human sacrifice left and right. characters fall in love they mourn they're ecstatic they cry they're furious it's an extremely dramatic and emotional art form! and i understand that opera does not appear approachable bc of the general conventions of the art form but i promise old works can be fun and engaging if you go watch them with some preparation beforehand (reading the libretto helps) - not to mention not all operas are old bc there are so many modern operas which engage with topical events! also the music slaps.

[prettyboykatsuki]

i have deep desire to write for demon slayer (and by write for it im specifically talking about zenitsu currently.) but the story is so deeply impacted by it's setting that its gonna take at least two weeks of research to do it any justice so the plans r Delayed

[amplexadversary]

Fearne is Fearneing quite possibly to an extent she has never Fearned before.

[pivsketch]

one of my friends told me "it seems a lot of your design decisions when it comes to your ocs depends on whether or not it makes you laugh" and my answer to that is yes. and there is no better way

[creative-hanyou-girl]

Y'all I so want to participate in InuKag Week but I don't think I even have the energy to pick up a pen let alone draw stuff 😩😭

[the-winds-of-destiny-xxx]

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